Why we support Anna Hazare?

Yesterday I went to Employment Exchange Office. It was a funny experience for me. I realize that one Anna Hazare is not enough for our country every one should be Anna Hazare.

I have asked the guy sitting outside the "Emplpoyment Exchange Office" Can you please give me a form for registration?

Peon: Do you have already registered in Employment Office or is it a new registration?
Me: Yes I have already registered in Employment Office but in 2005 it is expired now.

Peon : You have to cancel that registration before going to a new registration.You just go to Haridwar and bring a Cancellation later from there after words we can proceed.

Me: I had registered in 2005. And its duration is 3 years. So it is expired we can go for new one.

Peon: No Sir, we can't but we can help you in cancellation process.
Me:How you can help?

Peon: Give us 50 Rs. One person from our department will go there and would cancel your previous registration.
Me: Should I wait for that person to come with cancellation letter?

Peon: No Sir, there is no need to wait. you fill the form for new registration we will do it in background.

He is openly asking bribe of fifty rupees for registration.I have make up my mind not to give a single penny for this free process. I have already registered online one day back. But it was temporary registration to make it permanent one need to meet the officer and present your domicile. I thought to play with this card here.

Me: Actually I have already registered online and only need to make it permanent. I don't need any form. I just want to meet the concern officer.
Peon: From where you have registered?

Me: From net
Peon: Oh! from outside.

Me: Yes.
Peon: It is is not acceptable, you can register only from inside office.

I thought to make him understand about centralize database and internet.But very next moment I have left the idea and thought to meet the concern officer.

Me: What is your name? I need to meet the concern person.
Peon: Mohit, He is inside just go straight.

Me: Sir I have registered online. I want to make this registration permanent. What document should produce?
Officer: When you have done that?

Me: Yesterday
Officer:But Yesterday was Sunday and on Sunday our office was closed. So your registration is not acceptable.

I didn't say a word to him, I just came out give fifty rupees to Mohit, took the form and filled
it.

This way I have registered my self in "Employment Exchange Office" :)

I believe they are supporter of Anna Hazare. I am not against Anna Hazare but I want to say if we are not true to our job we can never end the corruption from the country. We want to end the corruption but never miss an opportunity to grab the illegal money.

Suno..! aay chand c larki.

Abhi tum titliyaan pakro.

Ya phir Guriyon sy khelo tum...!

Ya phr masoom c Aankhon sy dheron khwab daikho tum..

Faraz-o-Faiz-o-Mohsin, ki kitaben mat abhi prhna..,

Ye sb lafzon k sahir hein.

Tumhein uljha k rakh dein gy

Tumhein Maloom he kab hai..

Mohabat k libady mein..

Hawas aur Hirs hoti hai..'

Ye insanon ki dunya hai.

Magr in sy kaheen barh kr.., yahan wehshi drinday hein...'

Wo wehshi jin ki Aankhon me..

Machalty piyar k peechy.

Hawas aur Hirs hoti hai..'

Abhi kachi kalii ho tum...,

Abhi kaanton sy mat khelo..,

Abhi apni Hatheli par..

Kisi ka Naam mat likho...,

Abhi apni kitabon mein

gulaabi phool mat rako...!

Abhi tum titliyan pakro

Abhi tum guriyoun sy khailo.

May I know the time please ?

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came in to wish me.

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

INTELLIGENT COUNSEL - GOOD ONE

While visiting India, George Bush is invited

to tea with Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

He says that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says
Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,

and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds,

"It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and

good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides

he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,

"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,

and they puzzle over the question for several

hours,
but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
in desperation,
Rice calls

Colin Powell

and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
finds George Bush, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, sir! I know
who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

it's Manmohan Singh!"

Family

F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.


He said, 'Please excuse me to

I wasn't watching for you.'


We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.


But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.


Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still..


When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.


He walked away, his little heart broken..
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.


While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,


'While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.


Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.


Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.


He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'


By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.



I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.


'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'
He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.


I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'


I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'
He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway.'


I said, 'Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'


FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU