Friday, December 28, 2012

मेरा गाँव

बड़ा भोला बड़ा सादा बड़ा सच्चा है
तेरे शहर से तो मेरा गाँव अच्छा है
वहां मैं मेरे बाप के नाम से जाना जाता हूँ
और यहाँ मकान नंबर से पहचाना जाता हूँ
वहां फटे कपड़ो में भी तन को ढापा जाता है
यहाँ खुले बदन पे टैटू छापा जाता है ...
यहाँ कोठी है बंगले है और कार है
वहां परिवार है और संस्कार है
यहाँ चीखो की आवाजे दीवारों से टकराती है
वहां दुसरो की सिसकिया भी सुनी जाती है ... ...
यहाँ शोर शराबे में मैं कही खो जाता हूँ
वहां टूटी खटिया पर भी आराम से सो जाता हूँ
यहाँ रात को बहार निकलने में दहशत है
वहां रात में भी बहार घुमने की आदत है
यहाँ मिस्टर कालीचरण कह कर बुलाते है
वहां कल्लू काका कह कर चरणों में शीश झुकाते है
मत समझो कम हमें की हम गाँव से आये है
तेरे शहर के बाज़ार मेरे गाँव ने ही सजाये है
वह इज्जत में सर सूरज की तरह ढलते है
चल आज हम उसी गाँव में चलते है .............
उसी गाँव में चलते है

Friday, December 21, 2012

SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction... .?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Tech Support

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Give Answer

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphillis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for the reply.
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To find the answers. Scroll down, please.


Answer to Question No. 1





If your answer to the abortion question:

Is YES . . . .. . . you just killed Beethoven , the GREAT musician because He was born as the 9 th child with above mentioned...



Answer to Question No. 2

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


Pretty interesting, isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone !!!!
By the way, Who are we to judge anyone?

Friday, November 30, 2012

How hairs turns white?

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

Friday, November 23, 2012

Drawing God

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

Friday, November 16, 2012

An unreaped grain doesn't satisfy todays hunger!

A squirrel joined as worker to a lion. Whatever was the work given to squirrel, it did promptly.
The lion was much satisfied and said that "When you finished your employment with me, i will give a cartful of badam as gift"
The squirrel got happy hearing this. The squirrel thought that it’s tough for other squirrels in the forest to munch one single badam. But i am going to get a cartful of badams.
It dreamt of getting the cartful of badams every day and worked for the lion with more sincerity. Days went by. The other squirrels ran around the forest, played with each other, and ate a lot of fruits.
Days went by and the squirrel’s age too. One day the squirrel sensed that he can’t work anymore. He said this to the lion. The lion too agreed and gave a cartful of badam. The squirrel took the badams to home and then realized that it has become too old and all its teeth has fallen / too weak to eat the badams. It was so sad that he didn’t sing , dance and play around like other squirrels during its lifetime.
Moral of the story: An unreaped grain doesn’t satisfy todays hunger!

Friday, November 9, 2012

Important info on your heart

A chat with Dr. Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees. The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.

Q: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
A:
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar

Q: Is eating non-veggie food (fish) good for the heart?
A: No

Q: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
A: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.

Q: Are heart diseases hereditary?
A: Yes

Q: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
A: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.

Q: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
A: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints

Q: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
A: Mother Theresa, who was my patient.

Q: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
A: Extremely rare.

Q: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
A: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.

Q: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
A: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.

Q: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
A: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.

Q: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
A: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.

Q: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
A: All oils are bad.

Q: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
A: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.

Q: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
A: Help the person into a sleeping position, place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.

Q: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
A: Extremely difficult without ECG.

Q: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
A: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, sedentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.

Q: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
A: Yes.

Q: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
A: Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child

Q: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart? What precautions would you recommend?
A: When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.
Q: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short/long term)?
A: Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.

Q: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
A: No.

Q: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
A: No.

Q: How would you define junk food?
A: Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas.

Q: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
A: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.

Q: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
A: No.

Q: Can a person help himself during a heart attack
A: Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.
Q: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
A: No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.

Q: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
A : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.

Q: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
A: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.

Q: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
A : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.

Q: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
A : No.

Q: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
A: There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.

Q: Does aspirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
A: No.

Q: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
A: Nature protects women till the age of 45. (Present Global census show that the Percentage of heart disease in women has increased than in men )

Q: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
A: Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkups if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ....

Friday, November 2, 2012

BE PATIENT

This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home He stood in front of truck looked at the dents surprised but read “I love you Dad” & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Friday, October 26, 2012

TRUST

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."

Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".

Friday, October 19, 2012

Interview

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave

Friday, October 12, 2012

Main uspe mar mita.

Main uspe mar mita.
Isme uski kya khata.

Mujhe usse pyar hai.
Iska use kya pata.

Voh nadan hai.
Mujhe iska hai pata.

Voh naraj hai.
Isme kya raaj hai.
Mujhe iska kya pata.

Voh preshan hai.
Main bhi preshan hun.
Isme meri hai khata.

Voh to meri jaan hai.
Iska use kya pata.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage

Friday, September 28, 2012

A Difficult Judgement

In a small town in India, a person decided to open up his bar shop, which
was right opposite a temple.

The temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the bar
from opening with petitions, and prayed daily against his business.
Meanwhile work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and about to
open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was burnt to
the ground.

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*The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the bar
owner sued the temple authorities on the grounds that the temple
through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise
of his bar shop, either through their direct or indirect actions or means.

*
*In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility
or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the bar shop's demise.

*
*As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at
the hearing and commented: I don't know how I'm going to decide this case,
but it appears from the paperwork,*
* 'we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an
entire temple and its devotees that don't.'

Friday, September 21, 2012

Story of a Mouse Trap

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?

The mouse wondered - - - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:

There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.'

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'

The mouse turned to the cow and said, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you,

Remember ---- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life.

We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Interview - Are you good at logic?

Ashok, a fresh computer graduate from a world-class University, goes for an
interview in a software company.

The interviewer is Sunder, a grubby old man. And the first question he asks
Ashok is, `Are you good at logic?'

`Of course,' replies Ashok.

`Let me test you,' replies Sunder. `Two men come down a chimney. One comes
with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one would
wash his face?'

Ashok stares at Sunder. `Is that a test in Logic?' Sunder nods.

`The one with the dirty face washes his face', Ashok answers wearily.

`Wrong. The one with the clean face washes his face. Examine the simple
logic. The one with the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and
thinks his face is clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the
dirty face and thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes
his face.'

`Hmm. I never thought of that," says Ashok. `Give me another test.'

Sunder holds up two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with
a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his
face?'

`We have already established that. The one with the clean face washes his
face.'

`Wrong. Each one washes one's face. Examine the simple logic. The one with
the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is
clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and
thinks his face is dirty. So, the one with the clean face washes his face.
When the one with the dirty face sees the one with the clean face washing his
face, he also washes his face. So each one washes one's face.'

`I didn't think of that!' says Ashok. `It's shocking to me that I could make an
error in logic. Test me again!'

Sunder holds up two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One comes out with a
clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which one washes his
face?'

`Each one washes his face.'

`Wrong. Neither one washes his face. Examine the simple logic. The one with
the dirty face looks at the one with the clean face and thinks his face is
clean. The one with the clean face looks at the one with the dirty face and
thinks his face is dirty. But when the one with clean face sees that the one
with the dirty face doesn't wash his face, he also doesn't wash his face. So
neither one washes his face.'

Ashok is desperate. `I am qualified for this job. Please give me one more
test!'

He groans when Sunder lifts his two fingers, `Two men come down a chimney. One
comes out with a clean face and the other comes out with a dirty face. Which
one washes his face?'

`Neither one washes his face', Ashok replies, `I have learnt this logic.'

`Wrong, again. Do you now see, Ashok, why programming knowledge is
insufficient for this job? Tell me, how is it possible for two men to come down
the same chimney, and for one to come out with a clean face and the
other with a
dirty face? Don't you see the flaw in the premise?'"

Friday, September 7, 2012

Khidki ke baahar ki bheed ab samajh aa gayi.

Khidki ke baahar ki bheed ab samajh aa gayi.
Kuch kandha dene aaye hain, kuch lendaar hain.


Friday, August 31, 2012

Khaleefa Abu Bakr Siddique (R.A)

What is the meaning of Khaleefa?

A khaleefa has the all rights equal to king but he did not live like a king. He has no palace, he lives like an ordinary man. No one can recognize him by cloth. He manages all the things in the country and take monthly salary for all his work nothing more than that. Even though no one is above him in the country.


One of such khaleefa was Hazarat Abu Bakr Siddque Razi Allaha Hu Ta'ala Anhu. Today I would like to narrate one incidence of his life.. Once his wife said, "Can we have prepare a sweet dish along with the lunch tomorrow.". He replied, "My salary is not enough for sweet dish". His wife silent after hearing this answer. She has started saving some money monthly after the house hold expenditure. After 4-5 Months when she collected enough amount to prepare a sweet dish, She prepared it. Hazart Abu Baker Siddique (R.A) asked from where you did get the money for this sweet dish. She explained him his saving formula. He said , it means we are getting this much money extra. Next day he went to his finance minister and asked him to cut down his salary by that particular amount. :)

Friday, August 24, 2012

Sardiyo ki ek shaam mein

Sardiyo ki ek shaam mein usne mera haath tham ke kaha,
"Itne garm haath wafa ki nishani hote hain"
Mujhe ab samajh aaya ki Us waqt uske hath thande kyu the :(

Friday, August 17, 2012

Interesting Facts

A zebra is white with black stripes.

All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.

Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes
and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.

The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.

The word "listen " contains the same letters as the word "silent".

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are
the rabbit and the parrot.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed
of sound.

A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.

India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

'Hippopotomonstroses quippedaliophobi a' is the fear of long words.

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!

It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )

A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap he ? )

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they
start

In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the
earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue
around the world for almost two years.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters
in alphabetical order.

Twenty-Four- Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of
copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with
the hands.

Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no
evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil ).

55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn.
Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. Hello, zzzzz zzzz ?

Thursday, August 16, 2012

मैं सो भी जाऊं तो क्या, मेरी बंद आँखों में

मैं सो भी जाऊं तो क्या, मेरी बंद आँखों में
तमाम रात कोई झांकता लगे है मुझे


मैं जब भी उसके ख्यालों में खो सा जाता हूँ
वो खुद भी बात करे तो बुरा लगे है मुझे


दबा के आई है सीने में कौन सी आहें
कुछ आज रंग तेरा सांवला लगे है मुझे

Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday, August 3, 2012

Meri hasrat ke janazey ko uthaney wale

Meri hasrat ke janazey ko uthaney wale
Kitne be-dard hain ye log zamaney wale

Koi apna nahi matlab ki hai duniya sari
Ab kahan miltey hain wo dost puraney wale

Main duanga, sada neendein hon mubarak tujhko
Hijar ka dard mujhe de ke jaganey wale

Bas yehi soch ke har baar manata hoon usey
Laut ke aatey nahi hain rooth ke janey wale

Un ke seeney mein kabhi jhaank ke to dekho Faraz
Kitne afsurda(gamgeen) hain auron ko hansaney wale......

Friday, July 27, 2012

How to Handle Racism

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

Friday, July 20, 2012

Main Sarr Jhuka ke Keh Doonga Apne Rabb Ke Saamne

Main Sarr Jhuka ke Keh Doonga Apne Rabb Ke Saamne ..
Hazaaron Gunah ho Gaye Mere Mola,Teri Rehmat Ke Naaz Pe .. !!


Sab ke farz hain yaad mujhe..
Bus aik apna ki farz main bhool gaya hun..


Dil-E-Nadan Ajab Justju Mei'n Hai
Tum Sey Phir Shauq-E-Guftgu Mei'n Hai
Juda Khud Sey Karu Tu Kaisey Karou'n,
Teri Chahat To Meri Gardish-E-Lahoo Mein Hai


koi na mila aisa jis per duniya luta dete
sub ne dhokha diya kis kisko bhula dete
dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha he
bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete.

Friday, July 13, 2012

A hero who deserves all our respect!!!

A lesson(must read and share)
Exact Narration by an auto-rickshaw passenger,

Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries, who shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:

One Sunday, my wife, kid, and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different...

I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel.

My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines.

This was enough for me to realize that I was in a special vehicle.

Then I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths

- from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism.

There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan.

I realized that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special.

I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished.

I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down.

He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.

No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke T.V dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega."

We realized that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai – the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life.

I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time.

He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use.

He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped.

Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs. 50.

My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO!

A hero who deserves all our respect!!!

Our journey came to an end;

45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness, and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai, my temporary home.

We disembarked, and all I could do was
to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a
free ride for a blind man.

I hope, one day, you too have a chance to meet Mr Sandeep Bachhe in his auto rickshaw: MH-02-Z-8508.

Be a Reason for Million Smiles….But Never be a reason for even a single Grudge….

Friday, July 6, 2012

बस इक झिझक है यही हाल-ए-दिल सुनाने में

बस इक झिझक है यही हाल-ए-दिल सुनाने में
कि तेरा ज़िक्र भी आयेगा इस फ़साने में
बरस पड़ी थी जो रुख़ से नक़ाब उठाने में
वो चाँदनी है अभी तक मेरे ग़रीब-ख़ाने में
इसी में इश्क़ की क़िस्मत बदल भी सकती थी
जो वक़्त बीत गया मुझ को आज़माने में
ये कह के टूट पड़ा शाख़-ए-गुल से आख़िरी फूल
अब और देर है कितनी बहार आने में

Friday, June 29, 2012

Saber

Aisa Bahot Kaam Hota hai,
Ke Jalad-baaz Nuksaan Na Utthaaye

Aur Aisa ho hi nhi Sakta K Saber Karne wala Nakaam ho

(HAZRAT ALI R.A)

“Insaan ki izzat aur us se mohabbat karo,
kiyun k har insaan k andar ALLAH ki koi na koi sift maujood hoti hai..”
(HAZRAT ALI) (R.A)

" Apnay bhai ki taklef per khush na ho....Mumkin hay Allah us ko
nijat day kar tumhain us main mubtela kar day.

Friday, June 22, 2012

DUAA

Ye na socho k ALLAH "DUAA" foran qabool kyun nahi karta,
Ye shukar karo k ALLAH Pak hamaray Ghunahoon ke saza foran Nahien data.
(Hazrat Ali)(R.A).

Agar KHUDA tumare Dua'ain poori ker raha hai to wo tumara "YAQEEN" bara raha hai.
Agar Dua'ain poori kerne main dair ker raha hai to tumara "Sabar" bara raha hai.
Agar tumare Dua'ain ka jawab nahin dey raha hai to wo tumhy "AAZMA" raha hai.


Nabi e karim (s.aw.)
Dosti ke bare mein furmate hein jab tum kisi ko dost bana lo to apne dil mein 1 qabristan bana lo jis mein us ki burayion ko dafan kar sako us se jang na karo us par apni bartari ka izhar na kro us k mutalik logon se pochtay matt phiro
ho sakta hai us ka dushman galat baat bata dey aur yon ghalat fehmi tumari judai ka sabab ban jay aur tum 1 achay dost se mehroom ho jao.

Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) "Tum log ek doosre to tohfy dete raha karo" Aik shakhs ne pucha Tohfa na ho to? Aap (S.A.W.) ne farmaya: "Kya tum kisi ko apni Muskurahat ka Tohfa b nahi de sakty.

Insaan Bhi Kitna Ajeeb Hai, Jab Kisi Cheez Say Darta Hai Tau Us Se Door Bhagta Hai, Jab ALLAH Se Darta Hai Tau Us K Aur Nazdeek Ho Jata Hai.

Aap (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya,
"Jis Ne Apni "Maa" k Paon Ko Bosa Diya, Us Ne "Kaba" Ki Dehleez Ko Bosa Dia"

Aapny Dushman ko 1000 Dafa Moka do k who tumhara Dost ban Jaye!

Par Apny Dost ko 1 bhi Moka na do
k
who tumhara Dushman Ban Jaye.......
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Hazrat Mohammed (S.A.W) Ne farmaya!
Jab ap log duWa karte hai
to doosro ko bhi yad rakhe,
hosakta hai kisi ki zindagi ki dairh saari khushian
ap ki aik harf-e-dua ke muntazir ho..

Friday, June 15, 2012

Charity

Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Irshaad Farmaya:

“Logon Se Miltay Waqt Muskurana,
Andhay Ko Rasta Dikhana,
Raste Se Pathar Uthana, Sulah Karna,
Aur Neki Ki Baat Batana Bhi Sadqa Jaria(Charity) Hai.”


Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Irshaad Farmaya:

“Agar Kisi Insan Main 99 Buraiyan Hon Aur 1 Achayi Ho,
To Us Ki Buraiyon Ko Nahi Balkay 1 Achayi Ko Bayaan Karo.”


Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Irshaad Farmaya
jis ka mafhome hai

“Jo Apne Walldain(Parents) Ke Liye Dua Karna Chor De,
Uss Ke Liye Rizq Tang Kar Diya Jata Hai.”


“Agar Koi Tumhain ‘Sab Se Bura’ Kahay Aur Tumhain
‘Gussa’ Aa Jaye To Jaan Lo Ke Tum ‘Sab Se Buray Ho.”
“(Hazrat Sufyan Sori)”

Allah farmate hai bande tu kuch chahta hai. mai kuch chahta hu .hota wahi hai jo mai chahta hu ager tu apni chahat ko mere tabe karde .to hoga wahi jo tu chahta hai


" Kis Tarha Pata Lagaya Jaey ke insaan par aany wali musibat Saza hay Ya Azmaish?
to ye k musibat ALLAH se Door Kary to Saza
Aur Jab Qareeb Kary to who Azmaish hay "(HAZRAT ALI R.A)

Ye na socho k ALLAH"DUAA" foran qabool kyun nahi karta,
Ye shukar karo k ALLAH Pak hamaray Ghunahoon ke saza foran Nahien data.
(Hazrat Ali)(R.A)

Friday, June 8, 2012

MAA KI DUA

Hazrat Moosa Nay Ek Dafa Allah Say Poocha Jannat Main Meray Saath kon Hoga?
Irshaad Hua "Falaan Qureshi Hoga"
Aap Kuch Hairaan Huay Or Us Qureshi Ki Talaash Main Chal Paray.
Wahan Dekha Too Ek Qureshi Apni Dukaan Main Meat Baichnay Main Masroof Tha.
Apna Karobaar Khatam Kar kay Us Nay Meat Ka Ek Tukra Kapray Main Lapeta
Or Ghar Ki Taraf Rawana Hogaya.Hazrat Moosa Nay Is Qureshi Kay Ghar Kay Baray
Main Mazeed Kuch Jannay Kay Liye Batour Mehmaan Ghar Chalnay Ki Ijazat Chahee.
Ghar Pohanch Kar Qureshi Nay Meat Ko Pakaya Phir Roti Paka Kar Us Kay Tukray Shourbay
Main Naram Kiye Or Doosray Kamray Main Chala Gaya.Jahan Ek Nihayat Kamzoor Burhya
Palang Par Laitee Hui thee.
Qureshi Nay Bamushkil Ussay Sahara Day kar Uthaya Or Ek Ek Luqma Us Kay Moonh Main Daita Raha
Jab Us Nay Khana Tamaam Kiya Too Burhya Ka Moonh Saaf Kiya. Burhya Nay Qureshi Kay Kaan Main
Kuch Kaha Jisay Sun Kar Qureshi Muskaraya.Or Burhya Ko Wapis Lita Kar Bahar Aagaya.
Hazrat Moosa Jo Dekh Rahay Thay,Aap Nay Qureshi Say poocha "Yeh Aurat Kon Hai Or Us Nay
Teray Kaan Main Kya Kaha? Jis Par Too Muskara Diya?".
Qureshi Bola "Aaye Ajnabi! Yeh AURAT Meri Maa Hai.Ghar Par Aanay Kay Baad Main Sab Say Pehlay
Is Kay Kaam Karta Hoon.Yeh Roz Khush Ho Kar Roz Mujhay Dua Daiti Hai Kay Allah Tujhay Jannat
Main Hazrat Moosa Kay Saath Rakhay. Jis Par Main Muskara Daita Hoon Kay Bhala Main Kahan
Or ,MOOSA KALEEMULLAH Kahan?"

Friday, June 1, 2012

Every now and then, give yourself a break

1. Every now and then, give yourself a break. Play sports, give
time to your family, friends, but always remember Allah and watch
that He is watching you.

2. Pray for blessing to come to those being lost, and pray to Allah
to guide them to the right path.

3. Hug your parents, kiss their hands and heads and always obey but
stop at Allah's orders.

4. Smile to everyone, for your smile makes a big difference to him
or her and you are rewarded.

5. Forgive, forget and smile.

6. Tears are not for women only... tears are for all human beings
with feelings remaining in them. Don't restrain your tears when
remembering Allah.

7. When people criticize your actions and effort, revise your
actions and see if they please Allah or no. If they do; then ignore
and remember how the Prophet (SAAW) and the Sahaba were criticized,
made fun of and even physically harmed, so have patience.


8. Read the Quran daily and try to have a schedule for completing
it as much as you could. As you open the Quran daily, read with
observing not just passing your eyes through the words.

9. Don't let popularity go to your head, for it never lasts and you
may lose from it more than gain.

10. Never look down on anybody, for, to Allah, they may be better
than you.

Friday, May 25, 2012

If someone says something mean ;to you, just shrug it off

1 If someone says something mean ;to you, just shrug it off and
dismiss it in a friendly, laidback manner, and pray that Allah shall
forgive them.

2. When you get angry, remember Allah, and how short and worthless
life is to waste in being Angry.

3. Remember that you can never have too many friends, but you can
have few quality friends that help you fulfill the purpose of your
creation (i.e. live for Allah).

4. When you're happy, try to share your happiness with others.
Thank Allah for that, and pray its continuation.

5. When something bad or embarrassing happens to you, just think
that it could always be worse, remember the reward of patience,and
thank Allah that it's not worse than it is.

6. Do something extra of goodness once in a while, like feeding a
poor person, or caressing an orphan's head.

7. Never stop believing that you can win Allah's love and thus work
For it. Then you can win the love of Allah's slaves.

8. Spend some time thinking of Allah's amazing creation.

9. Always love those who love Allah unconditionally. This way you
will ensure that you live for Him, love for Him, and hate for Him
(those who are enemies of Him).

10. Find the righteous ways to express yourself, and if you think
that what you are about to say shall cause no benefit, maintain
silence (this is tough!!).

Friday, May 18, 2012

Namaj

Aik farishta: Aaj mein ALLAH k itne kareeb howa k mere aur ALLAH
PAK k beech sirf 70 Pardey reh gie! Doosra Farishta: Lekin jab
momin NAMAZ k liye khada hota hai to yeh 70 parday bhi nahi rehte!

.................Achi baat ko phailana Sadqa-e-Jariay hai..

Friday, May 11, 2012

Agar Zindagi Hoti Maut Na Hoti

Ek Dafa Hazrat Mousa (Alaih Salaam) Nay Allah Say Kaha Ke Kiya Achaa Hota Agar Chaar Cheezain Hotin Aur Chaar Na Hotin ...

Zindagi Hoti Maut Na Hoti,

Jannat Hoti Dozakh Na Hoti,

Ameeri Hoti Gareebi Na Hoti,

Tandurusti Hoti Bemari Na Hoti....


Gaib Say Awaz Aayee Aey Mousa!"Agar Zindagi Hoti Maut Na Hoti Tu Mera Deedar Kaisay Hota..Agar Jannat Hoti Dozakh Na Hoti To Meray Aazab Say Kon Darta ..Agar Dunya Main Ameeri Hoti Gareebi Na Hoti To Mera Shukar Kon Ada Kerta..Agar Tandurusti Hoti Bemari Na Hoti To Mujhay Yaad Kon Kerta .....


Jab Yeh Batain Hazrat Mousa Nay Suni Tu Kaha Aey Allah ! Beshaq Teray Har Kaam Main Koi Na Koi Hiqmat Zaroor Hoti Hai....

Friday, May 4, 2012

Tibb e Nabvi - 8

1. Rasool Allah Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallaam said :- Don;'t quit the dinner ever even handful dates.since quitting dinner
make old a man.

2. We went out and Ghalib bin Abjar was accompanying us. He fell ill on the way and when we arrived at Medina he was still sick. Ibn Abi 'Atiq came to visit him and said to us, "Treat him with black cumin. Take five or seven seeds and crush them (mix the powder with oil) and drop the resulting mixture into both nostrils, for 'Aisha has narrated to me that she heard the Prophet saying, 'This black cumin is healing for all diseases except As-Sam.' Aisha said, 'What is As-Sam?' He said, 'Death."

Friday, April 27, 2012

Tibbe e Nabvi - 7

1 chutki kalonji rozana pani k sath khaen.. Hadees me ata hey k Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) ne farmaya "Tum kalonji istemaal kya karo beshak ismen mot k ilawa har beemari ki shifa mojood hey".. (Bukhari Shareef - Muslim SHareef)

2. Mareez har namaz k baad kam azkam 3 martaba ye dua zarur parhe. "Laholwalaquataillabillahey" Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) ka farman hey k ye Dua 99beemariyo ki dawa hey jis me sab se halki beemari fiker 0 pareshani hey". (Tabrani o Hakim).

3. Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) har gam o mushkil k waqt ye Dua parte they. "YAHAIYYO YA QAIYYUMO BERAHMATIKA ASTAGEESO" Tarjuma (Aey hamesha zinda rehne wale sab ko thamne wale me teri rehmat k zarye faryad rasi chahta hoon). (Nisai Shareef)..

Har DUa k shorow or akhir me DurooD e Ibrahimi bhi zarur parhen

4. Jis ko neend na ati ho to woh kam azkam 1 martaba puri sure NIsa ki tilawat kare OR phir "WAJA ALNA NOMAKUM SUBATAN" baar baar parhe. Inshaallah jald he neend ajaygi.

5. Gusse se aksar woh beemariya peda hoti hen jo k la ilaaj hoti hen.. isliye apne dimag ko hazir rakhe or gusse se jaha tak ho sake hume bachna chahiye.. oR agar hame GUSsa ajaey to baar baar "AUOOZOBILLAHE MINASSHETAANIRRAJEEM" parhen.. or agar khare hon to beth jaen.. or agar bethey hon to let jaen.

6. RasOOl (sallallahoalehewasallam) ne farmaya dastarkhaan par giri hoi cheez (luqma) hamesha saaf kar k khaya karo us ko shetaan k liye na chora karo ye takabbur ka behtreen ilaaj hey or isse rizk men farakhi bhi hoti hey.. (Muslim Shareef).

7. "BISMILLAHIRRAHMAANNIRRAHEEM" parh kar 1 glass pani 3 ghoonto me piyen. Peene k Baad "ALHAMDOLILLAH" kahen or hosake to "SHEHED" bhi thora sa chaat len.. Inshaallah hichki ana ruk jaygi.

8. Jis ko nazar lagne ka khatra ho to use chahiye k jab bhi woh apne ap ko ya apne maal ko ya phir apni olaad ya ghar walo ko dekhe to barkat ki DUa kare or ye parhe. "MASHAALLAHO LAQuWATA ILLABILLAHE".. (Sure Al Qehef).

9. Jab shetani waswase ap ko pareshan karen to kasrat se zikr e ilahi karen or baar baar "AOooZOBILLAHE MINASSHAITWANIRRAJEEM" parh kar apne baaen taraf thutkarden or baar baar sure "IKHLAAS" parhen.

10. Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) ka farmaan hey k "Jab tum neend me darjao to ye Dua parh liya karo.. koi bhi shetaan tumhe koi takleef na de sake ga.. Inshaallah.. "AoOoZO BEKALEMATILLAHIT TAMATE MIN GAZABEHI WA EQABEHI WASHARREY IBADEHI WAMIN HAMAZATISh SHETAANE WA AINYAHZEROON"..
OR ye bhi aya hey k jo koi neend me bura khuwab dekhe ya darjaye to woh ye dua parh k "AOOOZOBILLAHE MAN SHARMA" parh kar baen janib thuthkaar kar karwat badalle.


Reference : Ref

Friday, April 20, 2012

Tibb e Nabvi - 6

1. Har beemari Allah Tala ki taraf se hoti hey or momin k liye gunaho ka kaffara ban jati hey. Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) ka farman hey k [COLOR="Sienna"]"Allah Tala jis bande k sath bhalai karna chahta hey' to ise apni taraf se beemari me mubtila kardeta hey"

2. Hame bimari or sehat dono halto me Allah Tala ka shukar ada karna chahiye. Nabi (sallallahoalehewasallam) ne takleef or bimari ki waja se mot ki arzoo karne se mana farmaya hey..
Beemari azmaaish bhi hey or gunaho ka kaffara bhi. Hame har halat me sabar o shukar ada karna chahiye. in do kamo se Allah Tala gunah bhi mita deta hey Or akhrat me ajr e azeem bhi ata farmaengey.. (inshaallah).

3. Allah Tala farmate hen.. "Hum zaroor azmaengey khof o hiraas, bhook ki takleef, jan o maal k nuksaan or phalo ki kami k sath. Aey Rasool (sallallahoalehewasallam) sabar karne walo ko khushkhabri den jinhe jab koi museebat pohachti hey to keh uthte hen (Innalillahe wainna alehe rajeoon) "hum Allah he k liye hen or hume ishe ki taraf jana hey.. (Sure Al BAqra).

4. Hame koi bhi beemari ya museebat ane par sabar se kaam lena chahiye take hamara ajar zaya na ho. or ye bhi khayal rakhna chahiye k ese moke par zuban se koi gila shikwa bhi na kiya jaye jis ki waja se ajar zaya ho jaye kyu k agar hum sabar na bhi karen to tab bhi hamari beemari us he waqt khatam hogi jab Allah Tala ka hukum hoga..

5. Agar hakeekat me dekha jaye to beemari Allah Tala ka behtreen tohfa hey. BEemari k waqt sirf or sirf Allah Tala par he tawakkal karna chahiye. jesa k Quran Pak me Allah Tala ne Sayyadna Ibraheem (alehsalam) ka makOOla nakal kya hey.. (OR jab me beemar hota hooN to wohi (Allah Tala) mujhe shifa deta hey).. (Sure Al shuara).

6. Or bimari ka ilaj zarur karwana chahiye Lekin ye hume yakeen hona chahiye k shifa sirf Allah he k hath me hey. Dawa bhi jab tak na asar karegi jab tak Allah ka hukum na hoga..

7. hadees me ata hey k RasOOl (sallallahoalehewasallam) ne farmaya : "Aey Allah k bando! ilaaj kya karo kyuke Allah Tala ne koi esi beemari nahi utari jis ka ilaaj na utara ho.. (Abu Dawood Shareef)..

8. HAR MAREEZ PAR 7 BAAR "BISMILLAHIRRAHMAANNIRRAHEEM" K SATH SURE "FATIHA" PARH KAR DAM KAREN.

9. Quran kareem men shifa hey. Mareez Rozana kam azkam 1 safa tilawat kare. Inshaallah har beemari se shifa milegi.

10. Shehed me shifa hey. shehed ka 1 spoon rozana pani k sath subh nashte se pehle piyen.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Badi Mushkil Se Seekha Hai khush Rehna

‎"Badi Mushkil Se Seekha Hai khush Rehna
Uske Bagair,"
"Par Suna Hai Ye Baat Use pareshan Bahut
Karti Hai...."



‎"...use sapne dekhna pasand hai
...mujhe sapne me wo
...use barish pasand hai
...mujhe barish me bhigti wo
...use hasna pasand hai
...mujhe hasti hui wo
...use chup rahna pasand hai
...mujhe bolti hui wo
...use roothna pasand hai
... mujhe ruthi hui wo
...use mai kvi pasand nahi aaya
...or mujhe pasand ai to
sirf wooooooooo..."


Hoti Hai Lakh Ghumo Ki Dawa Neend B Magar,
Hote Hain Aise Ghum Bhi Jo Sone Nahi Dete !!!


ZINDAGI KA BARA NAAM SUNA KARTEY THEY
EK KAMZOR SI HICHKI K SIWA KUCH NAHI

Friday, April 6, 2012

Honey: A miracle drug By AFRA NAUSHAD

You should use the two healing ones, honey and the Holy Qur’an; honey is a healing for the body just as the Holy Qur’an is a healing for the soul.” (Zad Al-Ma’ad Fi Huda Khayr Il-‘Ibad- volume III)

The use of honey in the treatment of various ailments dates back to thousands of years. Allah the exalted said: “There comes forth from their bellies, a drink of varying color wherein is healing for men. Verily, in this is indeed a sign for people who think.”(Surah Al-Nahl, 16:69)

The Qur’an indicates quite clearly that Allah has blessed honey with healing properties for the use of man. Honey is known to be composed of substances that are vital and beneficial to the human body. These include proteins, carbohydrates, vitamin B1, B2, vitamin H, copper, magnesium, iron, manganese, phosphorus, sulphur and chlorine.

This article intends to discuss the benefit of honey consumption in the treatment of various ailments of the body system.
A soothing balm for the stomach
It has been narrated by Al-Bukhari and Muslim that a man came to Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) whose brother was suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The prophet repeats thrice the same advice of treating the patient with honey even when his condition did not seem to improve as stated by the patient’s brother. The messenger of Allah (PBUH) then said: ”Allah is telling the truth and your brother’s stomach is lying.” The man then gave his brother honey to drink again after which he recovered.

This hadith demonstrates the conviction of the Prophet in the efficacy of honey for the treatment of the condition. Experiments have shown that fructose in honey encourages the absorption of water from the intestines without the absorption of sodium thereby aiding in recuperation from diarrhea.

An experiment carried out by Dr.Sackett, a germ specialist and researcher at Colorado Agricultural College, has proved the effectiveness of honey in killing germs that cause typhoid fever and dysentery between 10 to 48 hours.

Honey is the best form of food and medicine during GI tract infections and it also regulates the secretion of hydrochloric acid at normal levels, keeping stomach, duodenal ulcers and hyperacidity at bay.

The sweetest antibiotic
In 1958, Wenick found the presence of an enzyme in light honey that functions as an antibiotic. In 1960, Stenson and in 1963, Jonathan, both researchers, assumed that it was the hydrogen oxide or glycolic acid content of honey which was responsible for the germ-killing activity.
Studies have proved that honey is a more powerful antibacterial agent than antibiotics (Mercan et al, 2007).

Wounds and burns begone!
Experiments have shown the rapid effect in the reduction of wound pains with the application of honey-cream packs. It is also useful in prevention of blisters that develop after burns. Beeswax mixed with olive oil has also proved beneficial in treatment of wounds and post-operative healing. Honey lowers the inflammatory markers in plasma like prostaglandins that make it a wonderful pain-killing ointment.

Dr. Peter Molan, Professor of Bio-Chemistry at Walkato University, New Zealand who also heads the university’s Honey Research Unit has confirmed with experimental studies the effectiveness of controlling burn wounds with honey than silver sulfadiazine. It has also confirmed its strong antibiotic and anti-inflammatory properties with complete healing without the need for skin grafts.

Sniffs, colds and flues away
A five-minute honey-water steaming has proven to be beneficial in relieving nasal congestion, throat pains and infections. Juice drops of a whole lemon mixed with a large tablespoon of glycerine and honey that is consumed for 5 days helps alleviate all kinds of cough especially in children.

Honey with a milk and ginger infusion has long been used as an effective respiratory stimulant and expectorant in bronchitis and other respiratory infections.

A study published in 2007 in the archives of Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine by Dr. Ian Paul, a researcher at the Penn State College of Medicine, has confirmed that children who received honey before bedtime coughed less than those that received over-the-counter-drugs or nothing at all.

Care and caution must be exercised in feeding honey to babies less than one year of age to prevent cases of botulism (a rare form of food poisoning).

Honey eyes
Honey ointments have proved beneficial in healing eye infections that include scotomas, general corneal infections, dryness of conjunctiva, inflammation of the eyes and viral infections of cornea (herpes).

One of these studies was carried out at Al Mansoorah College of Medicine, Egypt, in conjunction with the Dept. of Biochemistry in an effort to isolate the enzymes present in honey that have been theorized to function as potent antimicrobial agents. Studies carried out by Rajan et al (2002) and Mc.Guire (1999) have published statistical results that indicate the reduced incidences of eye allergies by the regular consumption of honey.

Sweet dreams, honey
Due to the presence of reasonable amounts of sodium and potassium, honey has been indicated for use in the calming of nerves and to ward off anxiety and insomnia if a spoonful is consumed everyday before bed.

Prof. N.K. Bogolepov and V.I. Kiseleva (1949) reported successful treatment of two recorded cases of patients suffering from disturbed sleep, headaches and irritability in a three-week treatment period.

Bed-wetting woes
Bed-wetting in young children that may be due to nervous, pathological or psychological issues can be controlled with a spoonful of honey before bed after emptying the bladder. The concentrated sugar content present in honey absorbs water from the child’s body and the vitamin B1 content is beneficial in cases of numbness and nerve paralysis. The underlying cause of the condition must be treated since further research is required to prove honey’s greater efficacy in treating nocturnal enuresis.

A dose of honey for your heart
Honey has also shown an indication in reducing the risk of heart disease. It lowers the C-reactive protein (an inflammatory marker of atherosclerosis) according to a study done by Waili in 2004.Consuming honey also has a low impact on lipid levels compared to glucose or sugar syrups.

Remember that honey from different floral sources exhibit varying antimicrobial activity. Also keep in mind that some varieties of commercially processed honey may have lower antioxidant properties. To maintain honey at its optimum quality, check for favorable storage temperatures and opt for appropriate airtight containers.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Cool Facts About the Human Body

Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

You use 200 muscles to take one step.

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball..

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

At this very moment I know very well that you are putting this last fact to the test...!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Medical Benefits of Drinking Water On Empty Stomach

Must Read and Forward to All your Friends..



DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH:



METHOD OF TREATMENT



1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth,drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth butdo not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little waterand gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.





The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:





1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)

2. Gastric (10 days)

3. Diabetes (30 days)

4. Constipation (10 days)

5. Cancer (180 days)

6. TB (90 days)

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards daily.



This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of the treatment you may have to urinate a few times.



It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense.The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals,not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain.



For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuffthat you have just consumed.. It will slow down the digestion.



Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer.It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.



A serious note about heart attacks:

Women should know that not every heart attack symptomis going to be the left arm hurting.



Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.



You may never have the first chest painduring the course of a heart attack.



Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.



60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.



Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know,the better chance we could survive...



A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends itto everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Taibb e Nabvi - 5

1.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Decorate your Dastarkhwan with the vegetable since vegetable remove devil from dastarkhwan.

2.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Use garlic as much as you can. Since it is the medicine of seventy decease but don't go in masjid and party (gathering of people) with the smell of garlic.

3.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- If you go in a new city eat vegetable of there you will safe from decease.

4.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Don't eat earth since it is haram on my ummat.

5.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Don't fear from cold since it save you from madness(junoon).

6.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- KALONJI is the medicine of each pain except death. There is no medicine for death.

7.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Use thyme(Azwayan) since it make strong brain.

8.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Headache is the root of all decease.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Tibb e Nabvi - 4

1. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- There are so many benefits in fruits.New fruits make healthy to body.

2. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Muskmelon is the fruit of heaven. So don't careless in eating this fruit.

3. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Fruits are better while eating with teeth rather making them in pieces with the help of knife.

4. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Muskmelon clean the kidney , light the stomach to make bright the skin.

5. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Juice of pomegranate clean the internal system of body.

6. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Turanj makes strong heart and mind.

7. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Raisin(Kismis) prevent Safra(Cough) And decrease Sputum(Balgam).

8. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Eat pumpkin since this vegetable makes strong to mind.

9. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- When Hazrat Nooh Alaihissalatu Wassalam hunted by lament Allah said to him eat kheer.

10. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Smell the flower of Nargis once in day if it is not possible than once in a week,else once in a month, else once in a year and even if it is not possible than smell it once in life time since you will be safe from Jazam Baras and madness(junooon).

Friday, March 2, 2012

Tibb e Nabvi - 3

1.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Who taste salt before starting the food he saves from three type of decease.

2.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Start your food with salt.

3.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- When you are thirsty drink the water sip by sip not gulp the water in one one go.

4.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- If possible eat the meat of sheep.

5.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Who eat only fruit he has no harm.

6.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Honey is best food it gives freshness to heart and make strong the memory.

7.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- After delivery dates should be given to woman to eat.

8.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Allah produced dates and pomegranate by TANIYAT of Adam.

9.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Eat dates un breakfast so that all jarasim ends in your body.

10.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Figs is the medicine for piles.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Tibe e Nabvi - 2

There are so many hadees related to health. Some of them I am writing here so that other people who does not know urdu also can take the benefit of those hadees.

1. Rasool Allah (S.W) said there is no decease in the world sent by Allah without cure except death.

2. Rasool Allah (S.W) said don't start eating the food until you have appetite and same way left when you have some appetite remain.

3. Rasool Allah (S.W) said : - Stomach is the center of all decease.

4. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Allah likes that dastarkhan which has the larger number of people around for eat.

5. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Before starting the food put off your shoes since it gives a relief it is an excellent way.

6. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- The people who having the food with their servant, heaven wait for these people.

7. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Who hide his hunger for the self esteem from the people. Allah gives him Halal Rizq for one year.

8. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Who believe in Allah and Doomsday he should respect his guest.

9. Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- Don't drink by standing.

10.Rasool Allah (S.W) said :- The best food is Bread(Roti) and best fruit is Angoor.


http://www.urdustar.com/home/seerat-e-rasool-pbuh/65526-tibb-e-nabvi-p-b-u-h.html

Friday, February 17, 2012

Tib e Nabvi

MILK:The Prophet (SAWW) said that milk wipes away heat from the heart just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the back, increases the brain, augments intelligence, renews vision and drives away forgetfulness.

HONEY:Considered to be the best remedy for diarrhea(Dast) when mixed in hot water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating phlegm(Balgam) as meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye salve(Malham) and mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water and is also a Sunnah.

OLIVE(Jaitoon) OIL:Excellent treatment for skin and hair, delay old age, treats inflammation(Soojan And Jalan) of the stomach.

MASHROOMThe Prophet (SAWW) said that mushroom is a good cure for the eyes; it also serves as a form of birth control and arrests paralysis.

GRAPES:The Prophet (SAWW) was very fond of grapes; it purifies the blood, provides vigor(Taqat) and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.

DATES:The Prophet (SAWW) said that a house without dates has no food, also to be eaten at the time of childbirth.

FIGS: It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.

BARLEY(Jao): Good for fever in a soup form.

POMIGARANT:The Prophet (SAWW) said it cleanse you of Satan and evil aspirations for 40 days.

MELONE:Melon contains 1000 blessings and 1000 mercies, The Prophet (SAWW) said, "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will fail to produce off spring who is good in countenances and good in character.

WATER:The Prophet (SAWW) said the best drink in this world and the next is Water, when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps, gulping produces sickness of the liver.


So praise be to our beloved Nabi (SAWW) who produced us with marvelous knowledge which dazzles the wisest minds. May this information be beneficial to all of us Insha-Allah.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Develpoer Vs Team Leader

Developer : Sir, I need to leave early today , I am feeling not well.
Team Leader : No, We have too much work today you have finish it at any cost than go.

Developer : Sir, I am sick. How can I work, Why are not allowing me to go home and rest.

Team Leader : Second Last time when we need you. You have told us that your parents are coming, I need to leave early. And we have let you go because it is not your parents mistake that you are a software engineer :)

Third Last time when we need you. You have told us that you need to leave early since you have to meet your friends. And we have let you go because your friends should not be punish cause of you.

Fourth Last time when we need you. You have told us that you need to leave early to go out with your girl friend. And we have let you go why should a girl suffer cause of you. :)

And Fifth Last time when we need you. You have gone without informing us. :)

Now tell me why should we let you go , for the sake of whom :)

Friday, February 10, 2012

Sharab peende mujhe masjid me baith ker
Ya voh jagah bata, jahan khuda na ho

....................................Galib

Masjid khuda ka ghar hai peene ki jagah nahi
Kafir(Nastik) ke dil me ja wahan per khuda nahi

....................................Iqbal

Kafir ke dil se aaya hun main ye dekhker
Khuda maujood hai wahan per use pata nahi

....................................Faraz

Thursday, February 2, 2012

ONE BEDROOM FLAT...

Every person those who r far away from their parents for jobs should have
to read this heart touching mail !!!

WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER.....
A
Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in
Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the
land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it
was as if a dream had come true.


Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I
would be staying in this country for about Five years in which
time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India.

My father was a government employee and after his retirement,
the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.


I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling
homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and
speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone
cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and
pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange
rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have
only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within
these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight.
Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for
all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be
talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through
all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting
shorter I was forced to select one candidate.


In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get
married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After
the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some
money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after
them, we returned to USA.


My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she
started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India
increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our
savings started diminishing.

After two more years we started to
have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us
by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked
me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.


Every year I decide to go to India… But part work part
monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting
India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a
message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I
couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The
next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there
was no one to do the last rights the society members had done
whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed
away without seeing their grand children.


After couple more years passed away, much to my children's
dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down.
I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my
savings were short and the property prices had gone up during
all these years. I had to return to the USA...


My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to
stay in India... My 2 children and I returned to USA after
promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an
American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that
had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India... I
had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a
well-developed locality.


Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is
for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife
has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

Sometimes

I wondered was it worth all this?

My father, even after staying in India,

Had a house to his name and I too have
the same nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.
This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these
children are losing their values and culture because of it. I
get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well
at least they remember me.


Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will
be performing my last rights, God Bless them.

But the question
still
remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer.................!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS …..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE …….. START LIVING
IT …….
LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE …….

Friday, January 27, 2012

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do,
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do!

Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain,
Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Do!

Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehty Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Do!

Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki,
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do,

Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahon Tumhe,
Hmari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kr Do!

Apne Dil Me Is Tarha Chupa Lo MujKo,
Rahon Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Do!

..............................

Barbaad honey ke tou Aur Bhi Raste The,
Najane Mujhe Muhabbat Ka Hi Khayal Qu Aya..........

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Good Saying

1. SHAKESPEARE: Never Play with the Feelings of Others; Because you may win the Game, but the risk is that, you will surely lose the person for a life time.

2. NAPOLEON: The World suffers a lot, not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of Good People.

3. EINSTEIN: I’m thankful to all those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I did it myself.
...
4. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: If Friendship is your weakest point, then you are the strongest person in the world.

5. SHAKESPEARE: Laughing Faces do not mean that there is absence of Sorrow. But it means that they have the ability to deal with it.

6. WILLIAM ARTHUR: Opportunities are like Sunrises, If you wait too long, you can miss them.

7. ADOLF HITLER: When you are in the light, everything follows you. But when you enter into the dark, even your own shadow doesn’t follow you.

8. Dr. ABDUL KALAM: It is very easy to defeat someone. But it is very hard to win someone.

9. SHAKESPEARE: Coin Always makes Sound. But The Currency Notes are always silent. So when your values increases, keep yourself calm and silent."

Friday, January 13, 2012

Fun With RTI

One of my friend Vivek (name changed) narrated a true incidence to me that is happen to him. How he has dumped by a Bank(Indian Bank) for rupees 10k?

He has done a LIC with money back. One day he has met his LIC agent. Agent informed him, LIC sent him a check of 10k rupees 3 months back did he get that? Vivek told him that he has no information of any check. Agent informed him that check delivered and encashed. While the check was account pay. But there was no entry in the pass book of this check neither for submitting nor for encashment.Now the question is who has encash the check? And why there is no entry of this check in pass book?

One fault was of Vivek also in whole scam he has his accountant address for correspondence. Since Vivek lived 10km away from the main city that's why for the easiness of correspondence he has given his accountant address. Vivek father had a small firm in which 10-12 people are working including that accountant.

Vivek asked his accountat about the check but he show complete ignorance about any check.
But the question is how any other person can encash that check with A/c pay of Vivek. And why is not any entry in pass book of this check.

Indian Bank is like a family bank of Vivek, He has an account in this bank from from last 10 years. His father also has borrowed a loan from the bank.

Vivek met to bank manager and discussed the matter. He asked him for help, but he presents his helplessness.Than Vivek asked him about voucher of check submission.But he was not ready even to talk on this matter further.

Vivek father had so much trust on bank that he was blaming Vivek that he has not informed him about check and himself encash the check and spent.

Vivek has filled an RTI with two questions
1. How any one can other than him encash a check from his bank account?
2. If it is any way, Why there is no entry in check book of this check submission and withdrawal?


Now it was bank manager turn to be flabbergasted. He arranged a meeting what to do now with senior members.Next day Bank Manager called Vivek father and told him if his son has not return his plea for RTI they will cancel his Loan. ( A menace like old bollywood movies. :))

There is no way for his father now except to say to back his son... Otherwise bank will cancel his loan.

And now Vivek written one more application that he has no need of any information.

Bank called Vivek now and show him the voucher..Voucher has the duplicate sign of Vivek that was not even matching with his original signature..

But what to do now... He was helpless ... returned home with broken heart.

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.................... That's All Your Honor

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Friday, January 6, 2012

Chhod ye zakhm kahan se mile hain mujh ko

Chhod ye zakhm kahan se mile hain mujh ko
Jindagi tu itna bata aur kitna safar baki hai.

Barso baad bhi zid ki aadat na badli unki
kash hum unki aadat hote

Aik zara si baat per voh is tarah rooth ker chal diye
Jaise barso se unhe kisi bahane ki talash thi

Parindo ki fitrat se aaye the voh mere dil me
Zara pankh nikal aaye to aashyana chhod diya

Uske ek ek lamhe ki hifazat karna ae khuda
Masoom sa chehra hai , udas ho to achcha nahi lagta

Hairaan tha samandar bhi mere doobne per
Ye kaisa shakhash hai, kisi ko pukarta hi nahi


................ Collection/Written by Parth Mishra


Jindagi jab bhi teri Bazm me laati hai hume
Ye Zami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hume

Hum koshish karenge to sudhar jaayenge.
Par sugar gaye to kahan jaayenge.
Pura maashra hyi bigde logo ka hai.
Inme rahenge to phir se bigad jaayenge.

Tabssum ko tere chehre per dekhe hue aik arsa beet gaya
Na jaane kaunsi khata thi voh jisne zakhm ko nasoor bana diya

तेरी बेरुखी ने छीन ली हैं शरारतें मेरी..............लोग समझते हैं मैं सुधर गया हूँ......................

Dekho kya haseen katil hai mera
Mujh se hi poochta hai katal kaise karun.


Voh yaad aane lagen hain
Jinhe bhulane me zamane lagen hain

Suna hai voh hame bhulane lagen hain
Kya hum unhe yaad aane lagen hain

Jinhe naam sunna bhi ganwara na tha mera
Voh gajal meri gungnane lagen hain

Voh itna ruthe hain humse umer bhar
Ki ab log hamari hansi udane lagen hain

Voh samjhte hain ki voh hi preshan hain akele
Unhe kya khaber ki farishte(Maut ke) ab hame bhi nazar aane lagen hain



Har waqt satati hai ye fiker mujhe mere yaar,
Tumsa na zamin per koi kahin duja ho jaaye.

Mere siwa mere yaar, na dekhe tujhe koi aur.
Gar koi tujhe dekhe voh pagal ho jaaye.

Yun bikhera na karo zuflen sare rah tum
Kahin din me na andhera ho jaaye.

Tum itna mujhe chahoo tootker mere yaar.
Ke teri chahat meri chahat ker brabar ho jaaye.




Game hayat ko agar hans kar nahi kata.
To yaad rakho ki rone ko ye sari umer bhi kam hai


Bada garoor hai suraj ko apni tapish per
Voh agar zulfen bikher de to sham ho jaaye.

.............. Collection/Written by Khaleek Ahmad