मेरा गाँव

बड़ा भोला बड़ा सादा बड़ा सच्चा है
तेरे शहर से तो मेरा गाँव अच्छा है
वहां मैं मेरे बाप के नाम से जाना जाता हूँ
और यहाँ मकान नंबर से पहचाना जाता हूँ
वहां फटे कपड़ो में भी तन को ढापा जाता है
यहाँ खुले बदन पे टैटू छापा जाता है ...
यहाँ कोठी है बंगले है और कार है
वहां परिवार है और संस्कार है
यहाँ चीखो की आवाजे दीवारों से टकराती है
वहां दुसरो की सिसकिया भी सुनी जाती है ... ...
यहाँ शोर शराबे में मैं कही खो जाता हूँ
वहां टूटी खटिया पर भी आराम से सो जाता हूँ
यहाँ रात को बहार निकलने में दहशत है
वहां रात में भी बहार घुमने की आदत है
यहाँ मिस्टर कालीचरण कह कर बुलाते है
वहां कल्लू काका कह कर चरणों में शीश झुकाते है
मत समझो कम हमें की हम गाँव से आये है
तेरे शहर के बाज़ार मेरे गाँव ने ही सजाये है
वह इज्जत में सर सूरज की तरह ढलते है
चल आज हम उसी गाँव में चलते है .............
उसी गाँव में चलते है

SO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction... .?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Tech Support

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

Give Answer

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphillis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for the reply.
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To find the answers. Scroll down, please.


Answer to Question No. 1





If your answer to the abortion question:

Is YES . . . .. . . you just killed Beethoven , the GREAT musician because He was born as the 9 th child with above mentioned...



Answer to Question No. 2

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


Pretty interesting, isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone !!!!
By the way, Who are we to judge anyone?