Friday, January 27, 2012

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do,
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do!

Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain,
Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Do!

Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehty Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Do!

Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki,
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do,

Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahon Tumhe,
Hmari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kr Do!

Apne Dil Me Is Tarha Chupa Lo MujKo,
Rahon Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Do!

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Barbaad honey ke tou Aur Bhi Raste The,
Najane Mujhe Muhabbat Ka Hi Khayal Qu Aya..........

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Good Saying

1. SHAKESPEARE: Never Play with the Feelings of Others; Because you may win the Game, but the risk is that, you will surely lose the person for a life time.

2. NAPOLEON: The World suffers a lot, not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of Good People.

3. EINSTEIN: I’m thankful to all those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I did it myself.
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4. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: If Friendship is your weakest point, then you are the strongest person in the world.

5. SHAKESPEARE: Laughing Faces do not mean that there is absence of Sorrow. But it means that they have the ability to deal with it.

6. WILLIAM ARTHUR: Opportunities are like Sunrises, If you wait too long, you can miss them.

7. ADOLF HITLER: When you are in the light, everything follows you. But when you enter into the dark, even your own shadow doesn’t follow you.

8. Dr. ABDUL KALAM: It is very easy to defeat someone. But it is very hard to win someone.

9. SHAKESPEARE: Coin Always makes Sound. But The Currency Notes are always silent. So when your values increases, keep yourself calm and silent."

Friday, January 13, 2012

Fun With RTI

One of my friend Vivek (name changed) narrated a true incidence to me that is happen to him. How he has dumped by a Bank(Indian Bank) for rupees 10k?

He has done a LIC with money back. One day he has met his LIC agent. Agent informed him, LIC sent him a check of 10k rupees 3 months back did he get that? Vivek told him that he has no information of any check. Agent informed him that check delivered and encashed. While the check was account pay. But there was no entry in the pass book of this check neither for submitting nor for encashment.Now the question is who has encash the check? And why there is no entry of this check in pass book?

One fault was of Vivek also in whole scam he has his accountant address for correspondence. Since Vivek lived 10km away from the main city that's why for the easiness of correspondence he has given his accountant address. Vivek father had a small firm in which 10-12 people are working including that accountant.

Vivek asked his accountat about the check but he show complete ignorance about any check.
But the question is how any other person can encash that check with A/c pay of Vivek. And why is not any entry in pass book of this check.

Indian Bank is like a family bank of Vivek, He has an account in this bank from from last 10 years. His father also has borrowed a loan from the bank.

Vivek met to bank manager and discussed the matter. He asked him for help, but he presents his helplessness.Than Vivek asked him about voucher of check submission.But he was not ready even to talk on this matter further.

Vivek father had so much trust on bank that he was blaming Vivek that he has not informed him about check and himself encash the check and spent.

Vivek has filled an RTI with two questions
1. How any one can other than him encash a check from his bank account?
2. If it is any way, Why there is no entry in check book of this check submission and withdrawal?


Now it was bank manager turn to be flabbergasted. He arranged a meeting what to do now with senior members.Next day Bank Manager called Vivek father and told him if his son has not return his plea for RTI they will cancel his Loan. ( A menace like old bollywood movies. :))

There is no way for his father now except to say to back his son... Otherwise bank will cancel his loan.

And now Vivek written one more application that he has no need of any information.

Bank called Vivek now and show him the voucher..Voucher has the duplicate sign of Vivek that was not even matching with his original signature..

But what to do now... He was helpless ... returned home with broken heart.

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.................... That's All Your Honor

But don't desperate with such incident we have no option other than RTI so keep it up here is the way to fill RTI.

RTI
RTI Website
RTI Act
More about RTI
How to Write RTI
How to subimt RTI

Friday, January 6, 2012

Chhod ye zakhm kahan se mile hain mujh ko

Chhod ye zakhm kahan se mile hain mujh ko
Jindagi tu itna bata aur kitna safar baki hai.

Barso baad bhi zid ki aadat na badli unki
kash hum unki aadat hote

Aik zara si baat per voh is tarah rooth ker chal diye
Jaise barso se unhe kisi bahane ki talash thi

Parindo ki fitrat se aaye the voh mere dil me
Zara pankh nikal aaye to aashyana chhod diya

Uske ek ek lamhe ki hifazat karna ae khuda
Masoom sa chehra hai , udas ho to achcha nahi lagta

Hairaan tha samandar bhi mere doobne per
Ye kaisa shakhash hai, kisi ko pukarta hi nahi


................ Collection/Written by Parth Mishra


Jindagi jab bhi teri Bazm me laati hai hume
Ye Zami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hume

Hum koshish karenge to sudhar jaayenge.
Par sugar gaye to kahan jaayenge.
Pura maashra hyi bigde logo ka hai.
Inme rahenge to phir se bigad jaayenge.

Tabssum ko tere chehre per dekhe hue aik arsa beet gaya
Na jaane kaunsi khata thi voh jisne zakhm ko nasoor bana diya

तेरी बेरुखी ने छीन ली हैं शरारतें मेरी..............लोग समझते हैं मैं सुधर गया हूँ......................

Dekho kya haseen katil hai mera
Mujh se hi poochta hai katal kaise karun.


Voh yaad aane lagen hain
Jinhe bhulane me zamane lagen hain

Suna hai voh hame bhulane lagen hain
Kya hum unhe yaad aane lagen hain

Jinhe naam sunna bhi ganwara na tha mera
Voh gajal meri gungnane lagen hain

Voh itna ruthe hain humse umer bhar
Ki ab log hamari hansi udane lagen hain

Voh samjhte hain ki voh hi preshan hain akele
Unhe kya khaber ki farishte(Maut ke) ab hame bhi nazar aane lagen hain



Har waqt satati hai ye fiker mujhe mere yaar,
Tumsa na zamin per koi kahin duja ho jaaye.

Mere siwa mere yaar, na dekhe tujhe koi aur.
Gar koi tujhe dekhe voh pagal ho jaaye.

Yun bikhera na karo zuflen sare rah tum
Kahin din me na andhera ho jaaye.

Tum itna mujhe chahoo tootker mere yaar.
Ke teri chahat meri chahat ker brabar ho jaaye.




Game hayat ko agar hans kar nahi kata.
To yaad rakho ki rone ko ye sari umer bhi kam hai


Bada garoor hai suraj ko apni tapish per
Voh agar zulfen bikher de to sham ho jaaye.

.............. Collection/Written by Khaleek Ahmad